Rick Riordan + Series

tagged → #Rick Riordan

kisakisayumyum:

I feel like Draco and Harry are sort of Helga and Arnold from Hey Arnold!

Like they see each other in the hall and Draco purposefully shoulders Harry and then snarls, “Oi, watch where you’re going Potter!” and Harry just rolls his eyes and “Whatever you say, Malfoy” while Ron grumbles about Draco being a git, and then Draco fumes “what an arse, what a fame-hog, what a Muggle-lover, what a prat…” and then he finds the next semi-secluded alcove and pulls out a framed picture of Harry in the shape of a heart and coos, “And yet…I love him! Oh Harry, my hero, my Chosen One, my world! I want to love you, to kiss you, to show you just how much I adore you! If only my father wasn’t a Death Eater, if only the Dark Lord had stayed hidden away, if only you weren’t such a Muggle-loving do-gooder! One day, Harry, one day we’ll be together, my sweet prince…”

And then he sighs wistfully and lovingly caresses the photograph Harry, who keeps trying to subtly edge out of the frame, and then Draco hears heavy breathing and he looks up, and Pansy has popped out of a suit of armor and is staring at him, love-struck, and he pulls out his wand and hexes her and then walks away.

tagged → #HP #Drarry

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

tagged → #extra #jesus christ
baby-mich:

wanderingoldsoul:

daniemore:

shaun-coco:

honeybooboolovescheetos5ever:

stunningpicture:

Mother cat walks through flames 5 times to save kittens from building fire in Brooklyn, NY.

That’s a FUCKING mother right there. Best mother of the year award goes to a god damn cat. I wish my mom was a cat

This is amazing.

YOU GO MOMMA CAT! This is the best post I’ve seen all day!

Now, the people that say animals have no emotions or no sense of reality, go fuck yourselves. 

😭😭😭

baby-mich:

wanderingoldsoul:

daniemore:

shaun-coco:

honeybooboolovescheetos5ever:

stunningpicture:

Mother cat walks through flames 5 times to save kittens from building fire in Brooklyn, NY.

That’s a FUCKING mother right there. Best mother of the year award goes to a god damn cat. I wish my mom was a cat

This is amazing.

YOU GO MOMMA CAT! This is the best post I’ve seen all day!

Now, the people that say animals have no emotions or no sense of reality, go fuck yourselves. 

😭😭😭

I just don’t understand what the fuck is up with my dash? Only half of every post here on Tumblr is loading. On both my Macbook and my new Windows tablet. Am I the only one suddenly having problems this week with Tumblr? It’s only been over the last fews days. I’d say that I haven’t seen anyone posting about it, but hell if I know, because half of my dash is just missing!

  • shrek one: BEST
  • shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
  • shrek three: bad
  • shrek four: bad
tagged → #extra #true
ividraws:

Clouds touching the earth. Personal illustration

ividraws:

Clouds touching the earth. Personal illustration

tagged → #extra #art